k bye!

proper update soon hopefully…

Rob says:

evening miss

Min says:

hello darling, borneo i’m guessing?

Rob says:

no its rob

Rob says:

but I can try and teach borneo to use msn is you wish?

Min says:

ahahaha you crack me up.

Min says:

that would be amazing

Rob says:

I have already taught it how to use facebook

Rob says:

It made a fan page for it self

Rob says:

*hopes there is a fan group for borneo to back up that claim*

Min says:

lol it’s a faster learner then?

Rob says:

reasonably fast

Rob says:

it hasn’t learnt much about personal hygene though

Rob says:

smells a little.

Min says:

by time you leave it’ll be a field of roses etc

Min says:

i’m expecting this

Rob says:

um…

Rob says:

well first you have to get rid of the openm sewrage system

Rob says:

that will take a lot longer than the amount of time I am here for

Rob says:

sadly

Min says:

captain planet could do something about that

Rob says:

yes he could

Rob says:

ahh, captian planet, brings back memories…

Rob says:

which ring would you have had?

Min says:

fire or wind they were the coolest, no one wanted water

Rob says:

or heart

Rob says:

I mean wtf… He couldn’t do anything

Min says:

heart was so crap they had to give him a monkey to compensate

Rob says:

seriously, heart could do NOTHING but help so summojhn captian planet

Min says:

lol he’d calm the animals down if something pissed them off

Min says:

but it did nothing for humans. thats just crap.

Rob says:

and those kids annoyed me, whenever things got a littlew tough it was all “oh no this is to dangerous, we should summon captian planet, it doesnt’t matter that we have magical rings and super poweers, we will just get someone else to do the work”

Rob says:

pfft

Rob says:

lazy

Min says:

so true! i mean i can think of a hundred things fire could’ve been used for!

Rob says:

I know!

Rob says:

and water! he could have coated his ring in some detergewnt and just cleaned up all the grime everywhere!

Rob says:

but no its just

“oooh summon captian planet, Im going to go water the garden with my ring!”

Rob says:

(lol, inuendo)

Min says:

lol! water just didn’t apply herself

Min says:

i love that Linka came from the soviet union then after it collapsed they changed it to ‘eastern europe’

Rob says:

hahahaha, really?

Rob says:

xD

Rob says:

I never really remember the names or details

Rob says:

just that it was a cool show

Rob says:

and the kids where lazy

Rob says:

lol, the backpacklers we are staying at has 6 residnet cats

Min says:

lol i loved that show, i wanted linka and wheeler to hook up as badly as the pink and red power rangers

Rob says:

(2 of which have hitler moustaches)

Min says:

6 you say and will you photograph and caption them?

Min says:

now you have no choice

Rob says:

and one has been playing with this straw for the past 3 hours, haha

Rob says:

I have no camera…

Rob says:

www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com

Min says:

mental picture will have to do

Min says:

BAHAHAHA

Min says:

this site is win

Min says:

I feel for the first time in my life that I have no sense of humour: no cat deserves any connection with Hitler. (am not Jewish, but would quite like to be, but I do really like cats)

- Alison

Rob says:

hahahaha

Rob says:

lameo

Rob says:

 the site pwns

Min says:

i must obtain one of these cats

Rob says:

 I know, I want one too

Min says:

and then i will teach it to be evil  which i hear cats take to very well

Rob says:

Rob says:

will it attempot to take over the world?

Min says:

doesn’t everything at some point in the world?

Rob says:

…true

Rob says:

but will it hunt jews?  coz that would be mildly innapropriate

Min says:

oh no, moar like trolls

Min says:

my sources say they aren’t very useful

Rob says:

ooooOOoooo

Rob says:

killing trols could work

Rob says:

or mayube killing heebee jeebee’s

Rob says:

my mum would always warn me about those

Min says:

they are teh scary

Rob says:

I never ever saw one… but I was bloody scared of them

Min says:

lol bigfoot kept me up at night

Rob says:

 how dare he/she/it/fi

Min says:

i’d imagine him stepping over the oceans to get to my house, because really what else was he meant to do with his time but come looking for me

Rob says:

he was helping hitler cat huint heebee jeebees

Min says:

ahhhh it all fits together

Rob says:

mmhm

Rob says:

just like a jigsaw that you are expecting to be missing a piece but then discover that with a bit of cutting and hacking you can make it all fit anyway

Rob says:

and then you find the spare piece on the floor under the dresser in the dining room

Min says:

those were the best kinds of jigsaws, the diy type

Rob says:

and as you pick it up you bang your head on the cupboard and break a ming vase that was left to you by your grand mother

Rob says:

and you feel really awefull and wonder why you started the jigsaw in the first place and fronm that point on in your life you have an irational fear that every time you do a jigsaw something valuable to you will be lost

Min says:

if the next sentence doesn’t involve a midget i’m going to send hitler cat to borneo

Rob says:

ok, that metaphore got slightly out of hand…

Min says:

he’s in the mail.

Rob says:

ok, that metaphore got slightly out opf a midgets hand*

Rob says:

but you get the general idea

Min says:

that metaphor should be taught to the children you will interact with

Rob says:

it should…

Rob says:

but ti wont be…

Rob says:

instead it will be blogged!

Rob says:

maybe…

Rob says:

but where to start copyinbg from…

Min says:

hmmm, toss a mental coin

Rob says:

heads

Rob says:

shit… that doesn’t help

Rob says:

how about I hjust copy everything, hmm?

So the boarding house is … well I presume most of you have seen the video.

I go home this weekend again like i did last weekend. which is good, it gives me time to wind down and recover, gives me a night in my own bed, and lets me use decent internet! Hazzar!

i had some drama last night, My external harddrive was being used by a friend and it got unplugged while a movie was playing, without being ejected properly, and now it is unreadable and unreparable by disk utility, It was quite distressing as there is alot of stuff on there I cant get back, including lots of my old videos. I brought it into school today and took it to one of the techies, on the off chance one of them knew a better way or “repairing” it and it turned out one of the techies is a professional at data recovery! and has a private buisness that specialise in it. HALLELUIA!! I took it in to him and he said it would be easy for him to do and told me to leave it with him over the weekend, he says the actual recovery will be done by the end of the day but he is going home so I wont be able to get it back till monday. BUT ZOMG I GET IT ALL BACK YAY!! sadly the harddrive apparently has issues, it makes a clicking noise which is apparently the “head” bouncing off the drive. not good. So I will need to get a new one soon but it is still under warranty so I should get one for free… as long as i can find the ebay store I bought it from… and the digital reciept, thank god my mum keeps all her emails.  I have lots of other thingies I want to show you all such as the art book I made recently and am very proud of, and my new wall of cool stuff, but that is for another time, the bell for the start of lunch has just gone and i wanna go to the tuckshop before all the good food is gone. another blog soon hopefully.

p.s. I just realised its 888 today, damn them… *jealous*

K bye.

wow, ok I Kindof left this blog half written, sorry about that, I went into town to buy a sleeping bag and then I ended up going to see the dark knight with leuke, AND OMG IT IS FUCKING AMAZING!!. Heath ledger’s performance was simply brilliant. He will be remembered for it.

ok well this blog is kindoif disjointed and messed up, will try and write a proper one tomorrow and finish what i was starting to say earlier, don’t feel like writing much now.

expect another blog soon, and hopefully a video! =D

kthxbai

soon. I promise.

The party as being held by one of my good friends, and she had given everyone an invite +1, and therefore allot of her friends brought there boyfriends along, sadly there boyfriends where mostly the “cool kids” from my school, generally people that arn’t that nice, people I don’t get on with. Now, as it was a masquerade ball, everyone was wearing a mask, most people where wearing small eye mask, I however was wearing a full face gorilla mask, and a full tail suit, and I didn’t take it off for the entire party. all the people there that I knew, knew it was me in the gorilla suit, except the 5 boys from my school.
I was given the name of Oscar as to not reveal who I was. as you can imagine, An unknown person in a gorilla mask and suit, did cause some controversy, and through the night, lots of people tried to get me to take the mask off, and even tried to rip it off at some points. Thankfully I managed to keep the mask on, and therefore keep who I was a secret, I also wasn’t speaking to the boys from my school so they couldn’t recognize my voice, but through various hand movements and primitive sign language I managed to indicate that I would eventually take that mask off, but not until the end of the party, 10:30.

(as you can imagine, A full face rubber mask can get quite hot inside, and there where a few times where I did have to sneak off to a secluded area outside to take the mask off and have a breather.)

anyway, the end of the party arrived, and people where getting angry and really wanting me to take the mask off, so everyone went into one room, I stood out the front of everyone, and took the mask off, and there reaction was priceless, I don’t think I have heard so much swearing and shock for quite a while. lots of “BULL F*%cking S#$T” and “NO F&*CKING WAY”. It was brilliant.
another thing is that allot of them took photos of there girlfriends kissing me on the cheek while I was wearing the mask, I would love to see there faces when they look back at those photos.

anyway, heres a few photos of me In costume, I am trying to get my hands on some of the photo’s from the actual ball and if I do I will post them here! =)

My costume consisted of;

*Black tailcoat

*Black pants,

*Black furry gorilla chest(actually just black fur pinned to a tshirt)

*white cotton gloves

*Black polished shoes

*wooden cane

*and of course the mask

(these pohotos are taken after the party, the baloons where added at the end of the party just for fun)

Ok thats about all really, I have more to talk about But this post is long enough as it is.p.s. I’  curious as to how many people actually read my blog now it has changed site… so if you read but haven’t commented before, leave a comment and say Hi

p.s. oh and if anyone still has my old link in there blog roll, can they please update it.

krhxbai

anyway, the website is laced with easter eggs and the like so have a browse around and tell me what you think!

also the other day I received a lovely postcard from (would you believe it) John, the “JOJ network” as he calls it has been expanding latley and the postcard line (photo’s taken by him, with his website printed on them) is one of those expansion

All the cool people watch Johnofjordan
okey dokey, see you all next time!

now, GO HUNTING FOR EASTER EGGS!

Rob says:
um… its kind of embarrassing

Rob says:
i don’t tell many people this

Nikki says:
:O

Rob says:
but I make videos and upload them to the internet…

Nikki says:
DO YOU MAKE VIDEOS & PUT ON INTARNTEN

Nikki says:
ME TOO

Rob says:
ZOMGNOWA!

Nikki says:
have you heard of redtube.com?!!?!

Nikki says:
IM THERE

Rob says:
:O

Rob says:
ME TOOOOOO!!!

Nikki says:
:O:O:O

Nikki says:
MAYBE ONE DAY WE CAN YOU KNOW

Nikki says:
UH

Nikki says:
COLLAB IRL

Rob says:
YEAH!

Nikki pwns at life.

I am meant to be doing a case and product study thing, but I have pretty much finished and just need to wait until tomorrow when we all go into town to put our research and study into action and “buy” the products we have been researching, quite how all this is english related I am not sure but anyway, moving on. As i said, i am almost finished so for now I am doing nothing much.

Oh, I also updated my youtube page and banners yesterday, and I am VERY happy with them. I got tired of my old ones very fast… but these ones are more new and funky and my video banner allows for easy change.

I would upload my old and my new banners and background to this post… but the schools internet is really bad for upload. so I will link to the ones i have links to:
(now i know what your thinking your wondering why i didn’t embed the mage via the link, the schools internet is weird… when i try and do that it just sorta sits there doing nothing for 5 mins or so and then says “upload from link failed”

LINKS:

Video banner

Page banner

Page background

ok thats about it for this English lesson blog post, I will bid you adue and go back to doing nothing much.

OH! one more thing before I go, If anyone has any suggestions for words to put into the video banner I would love to hear/read them so just leave them in a comment and you may see them in the banner soon!

kthxbai

Rob
11:57 PM
yes I do
11:58 PM

www.halfscottishdiaries.blogspot.com
Mitto
11:58 PM
link me up. I’m trying to make a habit of reading everyone’s blog regularly.
11:58 PM

Thanks
Rob
11:58 PM
I just did
11:58 PM

Mitto
11:58 PM
I’M AWARE OKAY
11:59 PM

LIKE GOSH
Rob
11:59 PM
I KNOW YOU ARE DAMMIT WHORE
Mitto
11:59 PM
SRSLY
Rob
11:59 PM
GOD, FUCKING SLUT
Mitto
11:59 PM
Oh you haven’t updated in a while…haha.
11:59 PM

See the difference there
11:59 PM

?
Rob
11:59 PM
nah… haha
Mitto
11:59 PM
You swear, I don’t xD
Rob
11:59 PM
lol
11:59 PM

swearing FTW
Mitto
12:00 AM
swearing fuck the what?
Rob
12:00 AM
swearing fucked the wilder beast
12:00 AM

Mitto
WHAT? xD
Rob
12:01 AM
swearing fucked the wilder beast
12:01 AM

I think there is something in that for all of us
Mitto
12:01 AM
Words of wisdom from Rob Cameron.
They will go down in history
12:01 AM

as a legacy.
12:01 AM

of Halfscottishness