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Dream diary.

Rob — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 00:14:31 +0000

Ok so last night I had this really strange dream, I dreamed I went back in time to meet the creator of dinglepop, but when I arrived the time machine had screwed up and my clothes had disappeared, all I had where underpants, I did indeed meet the creator of the game, and he was my age at the time, He took me to “borders” to get some clothes, but to get there we had to go on this walk up a small mountainous track through bush, with wobbly bridges and thin beams you had to walk on for parts of it. The creator of dinglepop didn’t know I was from the future, he thought I was from “up north” and when I let slip I was from the future and that in the future he would make loads of awesome games, he thought I was a bit of a nutter. I stopped telling him stuff because I realised I might change the future and then he wouldn’t make the games and that would just suck.
When we finally arrived at “borders” it turned out to be a tree house, owned by the local teacher, Mrs border, and the clothes she sold where the lost and found clothes from the school, We climbed up a long ladder and reached a hatch at the top that said “borders” we called out and she opened the hatch, for some reason my mother from present day was inside drinking tea with Mrs borders, and on the ground was a painting of the cupboards with the crime scene tape in my bedroom, which had apparently been painted by one of my mums friends.

MY DREAMS ARE SO! FREAKING! WEIRD!

Mitto

Rob — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 12:30:06 +0000

he is just like so amazing right now like omg, he is just so damn schamexy and amazing and he makes my world go around, I wuv him 4 eva, I want his babies. He is made of epic awesome hippo. <333
mitto = BFF
da End

Random

Rob — Fri, 23 May 2008 08:33:00 +0000

Nikki says:
whud you do fo fun

Rob says:
um… its kind of embarrassing

Rob says:
i don’t tell many people this

Nikki says:
:O

Rob says:
but I make videos and upload them to the internet…

Nikki says:
DO YOU MAKE VIDEOS & PUT ON INTARNTEN

Nikki says:
ME TOO

Rob says:
ZOMGNOWA!

Nikki says:
have you heard of redtube.com?!!?!

Nikki says:
IM THERE

Rob says:
:O

Rob says:
ME TOOOOOO!!!

Nikki says:
:O:O:O

Nikki says:
MAYBE ONE DAY WE CAN YOU KNOW

Nikki says:
UH

Nikki says:
COLLAB IRL

Rob says:
YEAH!

Nikki pwns at life.

FTW (contains coarse language)

Rob — Mon, 12 May 2008 14:02:00 +0000

Mitto
11:57 PM
Do you have a blog?

Rob
11:57 PM
yes I do
11:58 PM

www.halfscottishdiaries.blogspot.com
Mitto
11:58 PM
link me up. I’m trying to make a habit of reading everyone’s blog regularly.
11:58 PM

Thanks
Rob
11:58 PM
I just did
11:58 PM

Mitto
11:58 PM
I’M AWARE OKAY
11:59 PM

LIKE GOSH
Rob
11:59 PM
I KNOW YOU ARE DAMMIT WHORE
Mitto
11:59 PM
SRSLY
Rob
11:59 PM
GOD, FUCKING SLUT
Mitto
11:59 PM
Oh you haven’t updated in a while…haha.
11:59 PM

See the difference there
11:59 PM

?
Rob
11:59 PM
nah… haha
Mitto
11:59 PM
You swear, I don’t xD
Rob
11:59 PM
lol
11:59 PM

swearing FTW
Mitto
12:00 AM
swearing fuck the what?
Rob
12:00 AM
swearing fucked the wilder beast
12:00 AM

Mitto
WHAT? xD
Rob
12:01 AM
swearing fucked the wilder beast
12:01 AM

I think there is something in that for all of us
Mitto
12:01 AM
Words of wisdom from Rob Cameron.
They will go down in history
12:01 AM

as a legacy.
12:01 AM

of Halfscottishness

A Pretty Epic Day

Rob — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 08:16:00 +0000

Nar

How was my day you ask? EPIC thats how!

Ok, so I may have been sick home from school with a stomachache and dizziness, but today was still epic.

Epic things that happened today

Reached 700 subs (700th sub was residentmikelee)

Met 5 new epic youtubers

Had a totally epic 6 hour long skype chat with 6 epic youtubers

Became a member of an epic youtube brotherhood and secret society

Learn’t the epic origins of Nar

Made a video responce to toddly00’s epic “this is me…” video

Wrote a (mildly epic?) vlog post.

There was other stuff but I can’t remember it all, so today i leave you with a demand:

All comments on this blog post must be epic, and contain randomly capatalised words. Or i will delete them!

(what do you mean you want me to properly puncuate and capatalise my blogs!? BAH! I don’t need no punctuation! and besides, I’m lazy. I’m a teenager not an English teacher, punctuation is for squares… (do people still say squares? I’m so out of touch with today’s slang… (WOW! brackets within brackets within brackets?! all correct English skills really have gone out the window haven’t they…)))

k bye

Schizophrenic internet users!

Rob — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 06:06:00 +0000

an MSN conversation:

Rob says:
hi…

Rob says:
Who is this?

Jane says:
Jane smith

Rob says:
do i know you…?

Jane says:
no

Rob says:
how did you get my addy?

Jane says:
LOOK FUCK OFF OK

Jane says:
I DIDNT ADD YOU

Jane says:
SOME IDIOT AHACKED MY ACCOUNT AND ADDED EVERYONE OK

Jane says:
GOD

Jane says:
STRESS LESS PETTEL

And a youtube comment and reply

chrisontv88:
Hey Rob why can’t you give me a shout out? Probably because I have more subs than you BOO YAH!

PS people are totally going to thumbs down this comment.
PPS You’ll be beating me soon anyway.

[username removed]:
ITS RON YOU F%&KTARD!!

HalfScottishGuy:
um, no Chris is right. my name is rob.

[username removed]:
well he is still a F%QKTARD!

seriously, what is it about the internet that makes people lose all contact with reality and makes people think they can just be complete Schizophrenic arse holes! seriously. I just don’t get it!